Saturday, 26 March 2016

EASTER

It always strikes me as odd that Good friday is so called since it is the day that Jesus Died

YESTERDAY

Yesterday we had a house guest called BillyHatch He saidthat most of the New Zealand Lamb sold in this country had been slaugtered by the Hal Hal method. What a load of rubbish I thought. However on Checking, I found that it is true that over 70% of all  NewZealand lamb sold in this country is in fact slaugtered by Muslim

Thursday, 17 March 2016

HOW TIME PASSES

THE LAST TIME I WROTE MY BLOG IT WAS THE FIRST OF MARCH & ST DAVID'S DAY, THE PATRON SAINT OF WALES
TO DAY IT IS THE 17TH OF MARCH & ST PATRICK'S DAY THE PATRON SAINT OF IRELAND
When I went out on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be.. When I got home on Monday night there was a horse where my old horse should be.  Many's the time Iv'e travelled a hundred mile or more . But this is the first time ever there was a horse where my old horse should be
An Irishman said to his friend, can you show me the way to jeopardy . Why asked his friend. According to the Irish Times this morning there are thousands of jobs in jeopardy 



Tuesday, 1 March 2016

SAINT DAVID'S DAY

To-day is St. Davids Day. It was the birthday of my late brother-in-law, Colin Ellis, St. David is the patron saint of Wales. The best story I know about Wales is :-  Two men were talking, John said to David  "I went to the Cinema yesterday."
What was the film ? Asked David,
Moby Dick replied John  "Don't like Sex films" said David . "Its not a sex film" replied John  
"Dont like Welshmen either barked David"

Saturday, 13 February 2016

THIS WEEK WE HAD PANCAKKE TUESDAY

PANCAKE TUESDAYS A VERY HAPPY DAY< IF YOU DONT GIVE US HOLIDAY WELL ALL RUN AWAY

Monday, 1 February 2016

TO-DAY

TO-DAY WE HAVE BEEN TO THE FUNERAL OF NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOUR
A TRUE GENTLEMAN J. B.