BOOKS FOR HENRY WHEN ITS TOBYS BIRTHDAY

books for henry when its tobys Birthday

PHOENIX WINE LOVERS

                                          ROBIN         STEVEN     FLOSS

                     BRUCE            MAUREEN     JULIETTE      

                     JOAN   LEYLAND  STEPH   MARGARET  

THEY MIGHT SELL GOOD MEAT BUT THEY CAN'T SPELL

POSH & NOT POSH

Scintillate scintillate  globe vivific, Fain would I ponder thy nature specific, Loftily perched in the ether capricious , strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are, Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky but  as my Brother used to say Like a Teapot in the sky .

TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION

For about four years I have known a young man, member of Northern Craft Brewers & latterly a member of Hopkinsons Beer & wine Circle. I have just known him as PAUL. At the last meeting of Hops wine circle, I firstly asked him where he came from, and secondly asked his last name.  He said he came from Longroyd just a stones throw away from where I used to live first time round, and that his surname is HENSON. As we got talking it transpired that he was in the same class as my son Andy Craven at Woodhouse school. His partner Vanessa has told me that he actually remembers coming to our house at 33 Lyndhurst Road An incredible coincidence 

YESTERDAY 1st March Was St Davids Day

ST DAVID IS THE PATRON SAINT OF WALES. A GOOD STORY ABOUT WALES,
ONE WELSHMAN SAID TO THE OTHER
"I HAVE BEEN TO THE PICTURES" "WHAT WAS THE FILM ASKS HIS FRIEND ?"
"MOBY DICK" WAS THE REPLY  "DON'T LIKE SEX FILMS SAYS THE SECOND MAN. FIRST MAN SAYS "IT'S NOT A SEX FILM , IT'S ABOUT WHALES" . SECOND MAN SAYS  "I DON'T LIKE WELSHMEN EITHER"   hA hA hA