Wednesday, 28 June 2017

MY LAST TWO DAYS

As usual on Monday 25th June, I went to the philosophy class in Brighouse Library. One of the members of the class is called Keith, Surname unknown. Keith a very pleasant man told me that on Tuesdays he always goes to a Tia Chi class at Brighouse Cricket club He told me that is was important that you should be referred by your Nurse or Doctor from you local Surgery
I rang the surgery and spoke to one of the receptionists 
She said that she felt absolutely sure that Dr. Crossland 
would be in favour. The Tia Chi classes started at 9.30am.
My wife Sheila kindly drove me there for the class Suitably attired in very absorbent track suit Bottoms.
Keith didn't turn up for the class but there was about 20 other people there the majority of which were Women
Everyone enjoyed the class and at 10.45 the class finished
Not being a car Driver, I had to walk back about 1 mile
into Brighouse. To use an old expression it was raining Cats & Dogs. My absorbent Track suit bottoms became soaking cold & Wet
When I got back to brighouse For some reason better known to the almighty . I passed out!  and the clientele of the George Public house looked after me outside in the cold & rain and then felt it was best to call for the ambulance. 
The paramedics looked after me in the ambulance until We arrived at  Calderdale Accident & Emergency. 
I was in the Accident & emergency until 1800 hours
I have never had so many tests in such a short period in my life.
The final conclusion was that both my Blood Sugar level
and my Heart rate were both far too low.
There was a nasty bump on my head
and a bad pain in my sore bottom 
At the earliest opportunity I should call up at Church Lane surgery
& see what Doctor Crossland has to say

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