NICE ONE FROM ERNEST BAKER

There's nothing worse than a doctor's Receptionist who insists that you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients ..................
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, " Yes Sir, what are you seeing the the doctor for to-day ?"
"There is something wrong with my Dick" he replied. 
The recetionist became irritated and said "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room saing things like that".
"Why not said the man, you asked her what was wrong and I told you" he said.
The receptionist replied ; "now youve caused some embarrassment in this room full of patients. You should have said that there is something wrong with you ear or something and discussed the problem with your doctor in private."
The man replied,"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man then walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Yes ??."
There is something wrong with my ear he said,
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing that he had taken her advice." And what is wrong with your ear Sir  ?
"I can't piss out of it" he relied
The wating room errupted in laughter .