Thursday, 21 February 2013

GRANDMA PERCIVAL'S POETRY AS RECITED BY TOBY

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
YES HONESTLY ITS TRUE
SHE PRESSED CONTROL AND ENTER
AND DISAPPEARED FROM VIEW
IT DEVOURED HER COMPLETELY
THE THOUGHT JUST MAKES ME SQUIRM
SHE MUST HAVE CAUGHT A VIRUS OR
BEEN EATEN BY A WORM
IV'E SEARCHED THE WHOLE RECYCLE BIN
IV'E EVEN USED THE NET

BUT NOTHING COULD I FIND
IN DESPERATION I ASKED JEEVES
I TUNED IT REALLY FINE
THE RESULT WAS VERY NEGATIVE
NOT A THING WAS FOUND ON LINE.
SO IF INSIDE YOUR INBOX
MY GRANDMA YOU SHOULD SEE

PLEASE JUST SKYPE HER AND SEND HER BACK TO ME


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