ODD FRIENDS

A FRIEND OF MINE GOT HIS TOOTHPASTE MIXED UP WITH HIS PILES OINTMENT
HE FINISHED UP, WITH SHRUNKEN GUMS 

AND A RING OF CONFIDENCE

TO-DAY

TO-DAY WE HAVE BEEN TO BATLEY AND BOUGHT A PAVEMENT SCOOTER

INTERESTING

I KNEW A MAN WHO APPLIED FOR A JOB AS A WRINGER-OUT FOR A ONE ARMED WINDOW CLEANER

TO_DAY

TO-DAY I HAVE BEEN FOR MY QUARTERLY HEALTH CHECK TO THE NURSE AT CHURCH LANE SURGERY>
Cholesterol remains @ 3.2       Blood sugars hover round the 6.5 mark  which is the best they have been for quite some time, I weigh approximately 2 Kg less than I did at the last check . 
               ALL GOOD NEWS

ME AND MY DAD

THIS IS MY SON PROPERLY KNOWN AS MICHAEL ANDREW CRAVEN IT IS JUST 48 YEARS AGO TO-DAY SINCE HE WAS BORN 
HE PREFERS TO GO UNDER THE NAME OF JUST ANDY

REFERENDUM

Although I voted to leave the E.U. I was surprised that the Britex Group won the day. I am sorry that David Cameron has decided to resign. I would not like Boris Johnson to be the next Prime Minister