LIPRA LOOF

To-morrow is the first of April, better known as April Fools day 
My good friends Marion & Ernest Baker were married on this day since it was the first day of the incme tax year. It is also the birthday of our neighbour, Janet . When I was working we had a financial controller who shall be nameless, He was also born on the first of April. He never really mastered the computer and it is said that he used to put tippex on his screen

EASTER

It always strikes me as odd that Good friday is so called since it is the day that Jesus Died

YESTERDAY

Yesterday we had a house guest called BillyHatch He saidthat most of the New Zealand Lamb sold in this country had been slaugtered by the Hal Hal method. What a load of rubbish I thought. However on Checking, I found that it is true that over 70% of all  NewZealand lamb sold in this country is in fact slaugtered by Muslim

HOW TIME PASSES

THE LAST TIME I WROTE MY BLOG IT WAS THE FIRST OF MARCH & ST DAVID'S DAY, THE PATRON SAINT OF WALES
TO DAY IT IS THE 17TH OF MARCH & ST PATRICK'S DAY THE PATRON SAINT OF IRELAND
When I went out on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be.. When I got home on Monday night there was a horse where my old horse should be.  Many's the time Iv'e travelled a hundred mile or more . But this is the first time ever there was a horse where my old horse should be
An Irishman said to his friend, can you show me the way to jeopardy . Why asked his friend. According to the Irish Times this morning there are thousands of jobs in jeopardy 

SAINT DAVID'S DAY

To-day is St. Davids Day. It was the birthday of my late brother-in-law, Colin Ellis, St. David is the patron saint of Wales. The best story I know about Wales is :-  Two men were talking, John said to David  "I went to the Cinema yesterday."
What was the film ? Asked David,
Moby Dick replied John  "Don't like Sex films" said David . "Its not a sex film" replied John  
"Dont like Welshmen either barked David"